You know you play too much World of Warcraft when.

Ahaha. Guys, I think I play too many video games....
(A lot of these were taken for the official World of Warcraft forums, by players just like me. )


When you check the queue for Tol Barad and it says 2 hours and the next time you check it says 15 minutes
When you see a flag you scream 'CAP IT NOOB!!!!'
When it's your birthday and you wake up and yell "DING!!"
When you stealth every morning at the office trying to not aggro your boss.
When your best friend asks you to invite him to your roommate's (girl) birthday party and you answer him : "don't have the lead, sry". (true story >_<' )
When your announce on a meeting website looks like : "LF blond girl lvl 20+, xp and ilvl 90B required"
When, meeting a client you don't remember the name, you think it would be awesome if we all had our names above our heads IRL.

when you keep on bumping into people because you forgot you can't walk through them in real life.
Going to a Birthday party and shout TABLE PLZ! (realizing there isnt a mage who attended the same party)
When I didn't go cinema with my friends, cos I wanted to try out Darkmoon Faire >.<
When you ask someone IRL:

"Hey, could I ninja this for a second?"

And they just stare at you blankly.
                                
when you facedesk in a middle of HC dungeon and fall asleep and wake up with deserter debuff
you change your homepage to Thottbot/WOWHead/etc.
you spend over 8 hours straight online playing.
those 8 hours are during the night/morning & you didn't get any sleep.
you have more than 4 level 85 characters.
you refer to getting in trouble with your boss as "pulling aggro".
you wish you could set your hearthstone to some place tropical (or snowy depending on your taste).
you avoid most bodies of water for fear of murlocs coming after you.
you refer to your car/bike/suv/etc as your "mount".
you wonder if you have to exalted with a car company or country before buying your car.
you get to a new city or town in the real world & you start looking for the flight master.
you think of organizing a raid on a rival sports team's city or town.
you go to buy a purse/messanger bag or backpack, & your first question is "How many slots does it have?"
you try to order a "Curiously Tasty Omelet" at IHOP.
you wish you were a Paladin or Warlock in the real world just so you could have a free car.
you wonder how high your locking picking skill has to be to open things in the real world.
you want to refer to your "to-do" list as your "quest log."
you tell someone to go to the Exodar instead of the Exxon station.
when you pass a street called Suitland on your way to work and read it (every. single. time.) as Outland.
when your friend has to go AFK because she's got what she calls parental aggro, and you tell her, "If you run far enough they'll eventually go back!"
you constantly try to click to change camera angle on all screenshots/pictures you look at online.
you have ever used the word "Leeroy" as a verb in a conversaion IRL.
you see plants/flowers and contemplate what WoW plant they look like.
you tell someone you need to finish this quest before you can go to lunch.
your RL friends call you by your main characters name.
your 4-year-old brother knows that the Alliance (or Horde) are the bad guys.
you see more of one of your RL friends in game than IRL. [Lmao, soooo true....]
while on long road trips, you think to yourself "too bad I can't click to follow."
again, while on long road trips, your significant other looks at you and says "we need a portal to (insert city name here)"
the "inside joke" in your group of RL friends consists of something that happened while playing WOW.
you no longer talk to your RL friends that don't play WOW because you "don't have time to, unless they're in game".
you start thinking of your co-workers in terms of what their WoW counterparts would be.
you put a screenshot from WoW as your desktop background, and the first time you alt-tab out of WoW, you try to change the angle on the pic.
you get seperated from your wife in the grocery store and upon finding her again you shout, "We weren't even grouped."
You fantasize about how awesome you would be if you were as sexy as your blood elf toon.
you drink something, hoping to get a "well fed" buff.
mis-hear 'Gadsden, Alabama' as 'Gadgetzan, Alabama.'
your idea of a good time spent with friends means a Sunday afternoon raid on the Deadmines. Or the Wailing Caverns.
your idea of a pick-up line is "/flirt."